Santa comes tonight © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "STRANGERS IN THE NIGHT" BY: FRANK SINATRA BONUS QUOTE: "I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph." SHIRLEY TEMPLE		I was not able to go online on Christmas Eve 2007 so I posted this song early, all but three days into casus belli of the yearly air raid event. It's dedicated to my muse somewhere up there in the land of Oz and eggnog and also to tin man Below Average Dave because the title swap idea came to me when I read his "Brainless on this Write" (and when I checked the archives I could hardly believe that it had never been done before). Santa comes tonight - ruin' finances Boosting family spite - can you say prancer? There'll be ripping socks before the night is through Something in his eyes - I think he's flighty Something in his style - red, jolly whitey Some things in his cart - I think he's sniffing glue Santa comes tonight To all the people pompous Santa comes tonight Led by that Rudolph since his nose started to glow Spittle out his hos Man he comes in strange array And claims he's jolly - i.e gay? And every Christmas night - he fights the weather On his allstop flight - yearly endeavour Sunset to first light - old Santa comes tonight And he's going all the way With helper elfs back in the sleigh Every Christmas night - his reindeers' tethered Faster than the light - in chains forever That is their sour plight - when Santa comes tonight Ho-ho! Ho-ho! Ho-ho! © Peter Andersson 2007
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