Selling my thong
© PETER ANDERSSON

A MUSIC PARODY
BASED ON:
"SINCE U BEEN GONE"
BY: KELLY CLARKSON



BONUS QUOTE:
"I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure..."
BUMPERSTICKER
 
I've tried most subgenres, but never before have I
dressed up an original song in thong.


Here's the thing, can't use it again
It must go, says my wife Elaine

Hear, hear, selling my thong

She says she hates it, she gives me none
With this thong up my hairy buns

Hear, hear, selling my thong

And if you make an offer here
I'll add my beanie hat for you
That's also marked to go away

I'm selling my thong
Ain't been used more than some times
Ain't had it for long, hear, hear
It's still new, ask my wife, it's her want
Selling my thong

How do you wear it, just put it on
I have a picture, just google "jock thong"

Hear, hear, selling my thong

And if you're into psycho stares
The household's gonna turn on you
That is a bonus giveaway

I'm selling my thong
Ain't been used more than some times
Ain't had it for long, hear, hear
It's still new, ask my wife
My wife, it's her want
Selling my thong

My buns it separated
Through the night, from behind
But my wife's been agitated
Again and again and again and again

Selling my thong, selling my thong
Ain't been used more than homebound
Ain't had it for long, hear, hear
It's still new, it's still new
Ask my wife, because it's her want
Ain't been used for no vice crime
The colours are strong, hear, hear
But like new, it's like new
Ask my wife, ask my wife
It's like new, ask my wife
Ask my wife, because it's her want

Selling my thong
Selling my thong
Selling my thong



© Peter Andersson 2012

   

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