She sent a male enhancer © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "THE MAN WHO KNEW THE ANSWER" BY: FLASH AND THE PAN BONUS QUOTE: "People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you'll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow." ERMA BOMBECK		Maybe it's me who can't keep up (with the times), but what's wrong with a good old fashioned Dear John letter? It was five days post her exit She diminished me by mail Took a sec to open up Have the wrap unveiled Posted by my beauty I thought she'd come around Stared it hard and then it just Shrunk my precious down Hobnailed was the label, as if she need' drive home That I've been dispossessed, it was a mean shalom She really did a number, really cut my vain She sent a male enhancer, and now my ego's slain Well I saw myself a player And I thought I'm aptly sized Loved 'em 'til the cockcrow Didn't mind her sighs But her revenge's a smarty Now I'm crouched at home Cockroach sized's my batter Hiding under stones Once out every evening, as if each girl was the last Wife left and she sent it, as payback for my past She aimed it at my wiener, a twist that made me lame 'Cos she sent a male enhancer, and now my ego's slain © Peter Andersson 2012
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