Sick, forty and fat © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "SICK, DIRTY AND MEAN" BY: ACCEPT BONUS QUOTE: "The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient while nature cures the disease." VOLTAIRE		Me, myself and I have not yet reached the big Four-O, weīre just having pre-angst about it. Additional: It doesn't get any better on the other side... Iīve lost my powers - Iīm quite a slob And in my mirror my bumīs a blob One-Ninety-Five is now my measure If itīs measured īround my waist Yeah, itīs the prize of age A bowl of bran is now my pleasure If it cleanse me in a haste Aaaaarrrgh! I canīt fry my meals in butter I canīt give in to that urge Girls used to call me lover Not call the state police I may end up with a prostate Twice the size a happy meal Or a by-pass-graft with a second stent And a million pills to take A sudden urge for cheese might seal my deal Sick, forty and fat I canīt hide and I canīt fake Sick, forty and fat Head counting brings me ache A bit further down - No blood goes to the bat Sick, forty and fat Iīm staying in with my cat I can see my neighbours screaming When my hearing aid is off Get some tail is only dreaming And in public I will cough When I break the code of silence You will smell it far away And Iīll have to use more Rogaine The bald spot seems to stay Iīve bought some comfy slippers Tying sneakers is killing my back Sick, forty and slow I can feel itīs time to pray Iīm loosing my flow And Iīm blunter by the day If itīs Parkinson or Creutzfeldt- Jakobs matter neither way Sick, forty and numb Iīm progressively dumb (Guitar Solo) O-Fourty-Five is now my IQ Not just when Iīm watching sports (Another Solo - Probably forgot one has already been done) Aaaaarrrgh! Got a double backuped note-to-self with numbers to my port Sick, tired and slow I canīt handle all my spam Pre-senile and low My īputer skillīs a RAM I ainīt gonna live forever And this laxativeīs a drain Ad mortem, timeīs up I am no longer "whazzup!" Sick, forty and fat No longer all that Old, bald and on prunes Thatīs coming up soon © Peter Andersson 2004
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