SIZE:DOES:MATTER
© PETER ANDERSSON

A MUSIC PARODY
BASED ON:
"LOVE AND MARRIAGE"
BY: FRANK SINATRA



BONUS QUOTE:
"My dick has seen more dental works than most dentists."
RON JEREMY
 
Microsoft Hotmail (free) Accounts have been increased to 250 Mb, probably due to the way spam mail has become bigger and bigger lately, though the evolutionary laws of counterbalanced terror predicts that this will lead to even larger spam mail, therefore I'm now anticipating that we'll soon see spam arriving to our inboxes in the form of mp3-music.
(I hope I'm wrong, but if I'm not here's how it might sound).


Size does matter! Size does matter!
Come together like a ball and batter
This I tell; your Johnson
should not be laughed at with no pants on

Size does matter! Size does matter!
If it's like a flute you'll need it fatter
Ask the girl; your Peter
could use a few more centimeters

Add, add, add another inch for
her satisfaction
Add, add, add and you are soon to get
more all night action

Size does matter! Size does matter!
Get a rep that makes the women tatter
Let's shape up your member
You can add more
We have the lore
To help you score so they'll remember



© Peter Andersson 2005

   

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