Smorgasborderline's my other psycho diagnosis © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "SUPERCALIFRAGILISTIC- EXPIALIDOCIOUS" BY: JULIE ANDREWS BONUS QUOTE: "My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people." ORSON WELLES		This is a follow up to the previous Santaclaustrophobia's my psycho diagnosis Smorgasborderline's my other psycho diagnosis Waiters serving fresh hors d'oeuvres will trigger a psychosis Scruffy pans and radishes and pumpkins look ferocious Smorgasborderline's my other psycho diagnosis! Because I used to grab the grub when I was still a mince My siblings kicked me in the balls and they've been meaty since And on that morning I did puke and 'came a kook with food Now eating fear has made me queer, at dinners I get stewed Smorgasborderline's my other psycho diagnosis Spicy hot will make me squat and trigger a psychosis Save me from the garlicy ol' Frech Brie mold necrosis Smorgasborderline's my other psycho diagnosis! I've travelled all around the world and everywhere I came I tried the local dishes, but it ended up the same I cramped like epileptics, once a puked in a cop's car He threw me in a slammer where salamis were bizarre Smorgasborderline's my other psycho diagnosis White meat sauce and burri-toes will trigger a psychosis Save me from the kidney pies and butter bean sclerosis Smorgasborderline's my other psycho diagnosis! If Swedish Chef from Muppet Show should come I am not here I've bought my own distillery to drink away my fear From Nobel Dinner recipes and Naked Chefs I'll shun I'm getting anorexia, cirrhosis and the runs! Smorgasborderline's my other psycho diagnosis "Peas to man" will make me shrill and trigger a psychosis Save me from the pizza, beer and TV symbiosis Smorgasborderline's my other psycho diagnosis! © Peter Andersson 2006
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