Soccer mom © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "IRON MAN" BY: BLACK SABBATH BONUS QUOTE: "Being in politics is like being a football coach, you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important." EUGENE McCARTHY		There has been a lot of buzz about "hockey moms" since cheerleader recently became a veep qualification in the US, not that I mind that but I figured someone over here on the frog pond side oughta give the whole thing a brazilian offside wax job as a reminder that under all those crotch shots at the puck handling Alaskan governor it's still just lipstick on the original phrase and phenomenon "soccer mom", as invented over here. SPOKEN OPENING LINE: She's a Soccer Mom! See that MILF on line And the kid she stands behind He can't head the ball BMI's twelve, and he'll fall "When's the arrive of dad" 'Swhat the flirty lineman said "He's kicked outta here" She replied so debonair He was not genteel To her Swede automobile Now she travelles 'round For the odd games with her son Nobody wants him He's to soccer a nerd Mom's out for romance 'Cos that Volvo is cold Hear the signal clear Now the game has got in gear Foul play, fathers wave Midget goalies, lucky saves Everyone kicks limbs This sport can be brain dead Now rain, he can swim Too bad he's on the bench To the coach she'll plead "Take one out and me to bed" Kid's in as fast as he can Soccer Mom scores again! © Peter Andersson 2008
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