Spin upon my ice cream cone
© PETER ANDERSSON

A MUSIC PARODY
BASED ON:
"WHERE HAVE ALL
THE GOOD TIMES GONE"
BY: VAN HALEN



BONUS QUOTE:
"Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired."
JULES RENARD
 
There's a saying about cold days in Hell and another about idle hands being the Devil's tools but not until I read about the Motorized Ice Cream Cone did I realise that the inevitable apocalypse for lazy-ass western civilization will come with 4 horsemen, 7 signs and 37 flavors!

When I shop I always stop for idle little things
If it's apt and saving time I'm sucked into the sting
More a target than King Kong
A fool and money don't last long

Now they sell me
Spin upon my ice cream cone
Spin upon my ice cream cone
Spin upon my ice cream cone

Once I was so bona fide I made the perfect game
Bought so many stupid things that spin docs felt ashamed
Like cows allergic to the hay
Facebook has me listed "prey"

Now and then I clean out all the things that had me screwed
Cry over spilt money and the map to fountain'youth
No more do I let them scrap my bones
No way will I buy these spinning cones

So don't sell me
Spin upon my ice cream cone
Spin upon my ice cream cone
Spin upon my ice cream cone

Ouch!

All my days like in a craze for gadgets I would pay
Now I've faced the rockiest road to Hell and I won't play
So don't bring no flavours 'round
Lest I have some fifty pounds

Then come sell me
Spin upon my ice cream cone
Spin upon my ice cream cone
Spin upon my ice cream cone
Spin upon my ice cream cone
Spin upon my ice cream cone
Spin upon my ice cream cone



© Peter Andersson 2009

   

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