Svelte, frail and centerfold © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "DEAD, JAIL OR ROCK AND ROLL" BY: MICHAEL MONROE BONUS QUOTE: "Ever heard Victoria's real secret? Too much support hurts." R STEVENS		To change the gender of the narrator is one of the oldest basic tricks in the parodist's handbook and nowadays I normally tend to stay away from those song ideas (been there, done that). With that said you've probably already figured out that this one is an exception, and you're right, the original song here is so full of male rock and roll clichés that I just had to flip it around 180 degrees to see how it turned out with new words from a wannabe supermodel's perspective. When I was a girl all I wanted to be Was the thinnest broad on the slimmest cuisine Now I eat on odd days, like a parakeet I need be phat on the catwalk, see I don't have a mind I can't tell the time The goals sufficed that all - else comes behind Are Svelte, frail and centerfold Svelte, frail and centerfold Svelte, frail and centerfold Svelte, frail and centerfold I ain't trying out push-ups, they're trying out me Three layers of make-up is my ABC No sleep's on when I'm in a bed I try to screw it off when men ask for head Addicted to brine Libra's my sign But I have survived - my goals contrived They're always Svelte, frail and centerfold Svelte, frail and centerfold Svelte, frail and centerfold Svelte, frail and centrefold Svelte, frail and centerfold I have no behind Ass I can't find My goals sufficed that all - else comes behind Are always Svelte, frail and centerfold Svelte, frail and centerfold Svelte, frail and centerfold Svelte, frail and centrefold Svelte, frail and centerfold Etc © Peter Andersson 2008
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