Scandinavian yob © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "ALL AMERICAN BOY" BY: Y & T BONUS QUOTE: "Wasa was a royal ship built in Sweden that managed to sail for several hundred meters before it sank, because of that a museum has been raised in its honour by proud Swedes." ANONYMOUS NORWEGIAN		I once introduced a parody to all you English speaking people as Scandinavia 101 - The Crash Course so I guess I have to say now that this educational little complementary ditty is Scandinavia 102. I got an '87 Volvo with holes through the floor Fleece slacks, dog with ticks, porn in the drawer Ericsson phone, booze from "the store" And I hold sheep so I can score I'm just a moonshine and keg-loving Scandinavian yob I'm just a moonshine and keg-loving Scandinavian yob I'm a stream master baiter and a bear I've shot Zit cheeks a million like a pizza in rot Getting snow in my scooter's just a day at the job I live with my mother, basements' making me sob I'm just a homely an' tied down dumb Scandinavian yob I'm just a homely an' tied down dumb Scandinavian yob Well I'm nice to dogs and to kids and my gran The flu's hitting me like every man in the land Then social secur'ty gives my dough back - grand! I'm just a tag-numbered, tax paying Scandinavian yob I'm just a tag-numbered, tax paying Scandinavian yob I'm just a tag-numbered, tax paying Scandinavian yob I'm just a tag-numbered, tax paying Scandinavian yob © Peter Andersson 2010
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