The Catwalk Family
© PETER ANDERSSON

A MUSIC PARODY
BASED ON:
"THE ADDAMS FAMILY"


BONUS QUOTE:
"People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs."
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A supershort story about supermodels:

They're skinny and they're gloomy
With Boulder Holders roomy
They're named things like Naomi
The Catwalk Family

They live in their illusions
They sneeze and get contusions
Their happy meals' infusions
The Catwalk Family

Neat, sweet, petite

With paparazzi lurking
They're always, always working
Their botoxed necks are jerking
The Catwalk Family



© Peter Andersson 2005

   

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