The Tilde is hid on the Keyboard © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "MY BONNIE LIES OVER THE OCEAN" BONUS QUOTE: "I don't give a darn for a man that can only spell a word one way." MARK TWAIN		The Tilde Sign, it’s such a diminutive character that I can only give it a minuscule parody. Though, taken into account the time it took to find the (Editorial Note: A list of invectives, longer than the actual parody, has been censored here) thing, it’s more than it deserves anyway. The ~ is hid on the keyboard The ~ is hidden for me The ~ is hid on the keyboard Oh where can the stupid thing be? ~, ~ God, bring better eyesight to me, to me ~, ~ God, bring better eyesight to me The ~ is hid on the keyboard The ~ is hidden, I swear The ~ is hid on the keyboard Say where can it be, where, where, WHERE? ~, ~ God, bring better eyesight to me, to me ~, ~ God, bring better eyesight to me The ~ is hid on the keyboard I’m searching in vain and despair The ~ is hid on the keyboard I’ve no diacritical flair ~, ~ God, bring better eyesight to me, to me ~, ~ God, bring better eyesight to me © Peter Andersson 2005
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