This is the diet that carries my name © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "MY FAVORITE THINGS" BY: JULIE ANDREWS BONUS QUOTE: "Be careful about reading health books, you may die of a misprint." MARK TWAIN		If you're tired of Atkins, glycemic indexes, gastroplasty and/or the dubious joy of steaming hot nettle herb tea enemas - fear no more, the Peter Andersson eat-all-you-want diet is here! Elephant hamstrings and pork chop from critters Cheesecake and cheese curls, Norwegian bitters Hummingbird chests filled with cornflakes and spam Ostrich flambé with some cloudberry jam Pasta al dente with donkey al Qaida Salt from Gomorrah and lard makes me wider Spicy hot honey, Brazilian wax These are the best of my favourite snacks Pop tarts and plain tarts and mars bars and root beer Snow cones with gin make my uvula stay clear Roadkill from NASCAR I eat with no shame Speeds through my colon, it's always the same If the taste's trite I've a rethink I can swing about I simply trade Ozzy for favourite bats And then I cook something phat Liver with liver, oh boy, I love liver I'll have a plate every day, don't you shiver Chia pet salads with rhubarbs I've woked No better way to keep lipids stay fooked Romantic dinners I open with oysters All types of wine if expensive and boisterous Salami of turtleneck makes my date steam And for dessert I serve gobstopper cream Koala burgers and all types of slow food Gator eggs omelette if I'm in an Oz mood Guppies and elk balls and all sorts of game All's in this diet that carries my name If the taste bites If a meal stinks I might order out And simply devour a pizza like mad But then I don't feel so rad © Peter Andersson 2007
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