Turning cartoonesque © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "TURNING JAPANESE" BY: THE VAPORS BONUS QUOTE: "Those willing to give up a little liberty for a little security deserve neither security nor liberty." BENJAMIN FRANKLIN		In the light of recent events I still think that the governments of the world are doing a fine job when it comes to defining freedom, entrusting it and keeping themselves out of our personal lives. Except, of course, for telling us how to live, die, read, write, speak, phone, exercise, educate, invest, marry, f*ck, vote, think and now how to draw pictures! I saw your picture, and it was lewd It said "Mohammad", I sighed "Oh No!" The world’s in turmoil, there’s no other way to go It had no colours, was badly drawn Your fate is sealed though, a fatwa’s bound We’re gonna miss you when the funeral’s gone down You hound! You drew a picture You drew a picture And now a billion has you pictured for Hell They’re sending martyrs To teach a lecture And they’re to gut your out- and inside as well You’ve made them f*ckin’ sick and f*ckin’ mad You’re f*ckin’ had, it’s f*ckin’ sad It’s turning cartoonesque I think it’s turning cartoonesque, I really think so It’s turning kafkaesque I think it’s turning kafkaesque, I really think so It’s turning cartoonesque I think it’s turning cartoonesque, I really think so It’s turning kafkaesque I think it’s turning kafkaesque, I really think so You drew a picture You drew a picture And now a billion has you pictured for Hell They’re sending martyrs Filled with conjecture And they’re to kill your dog and neighbours as well You drew a f*ckin’ picture f*ckin’ bad, You’re f*ckin’ had, it’s f*ckin’ sad It’s turning cartoonesque I think it’s turning cartoonesque, I really think so It’s turning kafkaesque I think it’s turning kafkaesque, I really think so It’s turning cartoonesque I think it’s turning cartoonesque, I really think so It’s turning kafkaesque I think it’s turning kafkaesque, I really think so Go’ve sex! Go’ve drugs! Go’ve wine! Go’ve women! Go’ve fun! Go sing! ’Cos soon it’ll be gone with the wind! Governments are screaming, ain’t no work of fiction Governments are sketching legal jurisdiction Governments! And it’s all turning cartoonesque I think it’s turning cartoonesque, I really think so And it’s all turning kafkaesque I think it’s turning kafkaesque, I really think so THE CHORUS IS TO BE REPEATED OVER AND OVER, JUST LIKE THOSE FLAG BURNINGS ON THE NEWS, AND I COULD WRITE OUT THE LINES, I COULD, BUT BY NOW YOU’VE GOT THE PICTURE ANYWAY, DON’T YOU? ;-) © Peter Andersson 2006
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