Two presidents ogling behind
© PETER ANDERSSON

A MUSIC PARODY
BASED ON:
"ARRESTED FOR DRIVING WHILE BLIND"
BY: ZZ TOP



BONUS QUOTE:
"Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but a haemorrhoid when it's on the outside of your ass?"
BILLY CONNELLY
 
The video (that you can google) tells another story altogheter but who cares, fuck that, I'm basing this parody about presidents Obama and Sarkozy on what can be seen in this gone worldwide now tabloid picture.


One's a liberal and one's to the right
Guess the both of them thought G8 was trite
Don't blame president Sarkozy he eyed
'Cos Obama was too by his side
Or were the readers screwed when tabloids did find
That both presidents were ogling behind

At those summits there's just Merkel to do
Splash a vodka with Medvedev - or two
An' Gordon Brown he doesn't have no appeal
So I guess they thought of copping a feel
I would say the press was out of their minds
When both those presidents were ogling behind

Now supporters say that's not it at all
Hey it's only that the G8's no ball
But the prez-press peace may have been harmed
From this Weapons o' Ass Distraction alarm
How could paparazzis be so unkind
To go public when they're ogling behind



© Peter Andersson 2009

   

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