Warrior, but on a LAN © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "WARRIORS OF GHENGIS KHAN" BY: STREET LEGAL BONUS QUOTE: "The solution to a problem is simply to shoot the creatures, blow them up and/or kill them in other violent and disgusting ways, in the world of video games this is known as a plot." MR CRANKY		The original song was first made in the 80s by Bad News, a second class Spinal Tap with some of the wackiest comedians in Britain. Never meant to be taken serious it would take 25 years and a bunch of Norwegian metal warriors to come up with the equally wacky idea of making a power metal cover version of it, then another 25 seconds for me to improve the lyrics (though I'm not saying this is a version that took 25 seconds, just that lyrical improvement as such on the original didn't need more). I am a warrior But not alluring, I'm not alluring Booting, gaming, online shooting I'm eating, sleeping and computing Lurking, routing, fragging, w00ting My bedtime's long gone but I'm hooting All this I do, baby At AM two I'm a warrior I'm a warrior, but on a LAN Cos I'm a warrior, I am a warrior I'm a warrior, a warrior without a tan Pale's what I am Avoided by the ladies even near a pond I tried to pay a wizard for a centrefold wand Useless, useless, useless, useless Us wee-oh-wee bud studs are not in demand I can't get screwed Even at Zoo I'm a warrior, warrior, hot as your gran I am whiter, than Ku Klux Klan I'm a warrior, warrior, warrior, warrior The nights just tick away I'm a warrior, I live on spam If life's Godzilla, I am Japan I'm a warrior, my B.O'd make you gray I'm a warrior, I've sat here seven days I've grown a weird bouquet But I'm a warrior, warrior Not a worrier Yes I am a warrior © Peter Andersson 2009
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