When I missed the teacher © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "WHEN I KISSED THE TEACHER" BY: ABBA BONUS QUOTE: "As if we could kill time without injuring eternity!" HENRY DAVID THOREAU		Disclaimer: No real teacher was hurt during the writing of this parody. Everybody booed When I missed the teacher And then came remarks so lewd When I missed the teacher When I pop they cork I had never done it otherwise I looked like a dork Raison d’etre revokes are to come as surprise And I missed the teacher No-one could believe their eyes When I missed the teacher Big holes open wide In my soul, my breath, it felt offbeat And then I just cried I could feel my shame excrete Because I missed the teacher One of these guns Should’ave offed him, I’ll dream of it every night One of these guns Should I’ve kept as a spare, but I learned me a lesson alright I must move to France ‘Cos I missed the teacher Soddenly I loose my stance Since I missed the teacher Preening over me He was working to explain the laws of optometry And I guess it’s irony That’s when I missed the teacher Should’ave used mace Should’ave cuffed him, I’ll dream of it every night Should’ave used mace Should’ave stuffed him real fast, but I learned me a lesson alright What a hazy day When I missed the teacher Substitutes I fail to slay Since I missed the teacher He was s’posed to die Have a classroom death, a colt delete But now I just cry I could feel my rap excrete Because I missed the teacher (I want a hug, hug mummy) ‘Cos I missed the teacher (I want a hug, mummy) ‘Cos I missed the teacher (I want a hug, hug mummy) ‘Cos I missed the teacher (I want a hug, mummy) ‘Cos I missed the teacher (I want a hug, hug mummy) © Peter Andersson 2005
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