Who defloured me © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "WHO INVITED YOU" BY: THE DONNAS BONUS QUOTE: "If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it." UNKNOWN		Poundcake with banana cream topping is in the house... Was busy sinkinī some six-packs When I felt a pair of knockers īgainst my back Heard a voice, "How you doinī Letīs close the lights and let my friends in" Didnīt care, that my own were all downstairs īWas on tee! Didnīt care, that this was a neither when or where But who defloured me Who defloured me Who defloured me Was it two or three I just couldnīt see Who defloured me I think that moonshineīs a fiest crutch And last night I may have had too much I never heard more than a murī They whispered sweet, but I donīt know who they were Didnīt care, that my folks do live downstairs Birds and bees! Didnīt care, that they turned the house to party lair But who defloured me Who defloured me Who defloured me Was it four or three I just couldnīt see Who defloured me Who defloured me Who defloured me Canīt tell Dad and Mum Who it was that come When I got me some Woke up nude, īcept a beanie And an out of fashion polka dot bikini One of īem mostīa had huge waist I thank the Lord she didnīt get up on my face Didnīt care, that my girlfriend was downstairs Mating spree! Didnīt care, that they shaved off all my pubic hair But who defloured me Who defloured me Who defloured me Was it four or more When down on the floor Couldnīt keep the score Who defloured me Who defloured me Amateur or pro I would like to know īCos they stole my dough! © Peter Andersson 2004
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