Yellow substitute
© PETER ANDERSSON

A MUSIC PARODY
BASED ON:
"YELLOW SUBMARINE"
BY: THE BEATLES



BONUS QUOTE:
"Don't let what you cannot
do interfere with what
you can do."

JOHN WOODEN
 
This just in from Congo: Desperate tree-housewife goes bananas...

In their tree she's all forlorn
By a man she barely sees
And behold how now this wife
Is getting cute with substitutes

First she failed to come undone
Then she found her main cuisine
God forgive how Jane behaves
With her yellow substitutes

Jane is using a yellow substitute
Yellow substitute
Yellow substitute
All the jungle can hear she's not a mute
Hear she's not a mute
Hear she's not a mute

And transcended she's too store
Many more of them in a drawer
Close at hand and for replay

Jane is using a yellow substitute
Yellow substitute
Yellow substitute
This will give her a somewhat brute repute
Somewhat brute repute
Somewhat brute repute

As she reach the time to squeeze
Every substitute is too be peeled
Through and through she's quite obscene
With her yellow substitutes

Where's that jungle boy Tarzan and his flute?
Tarzan and his flute
Tarzan and his flute
If he swings by will she have to uproot?
She have to uproot
She have to uproot

Jane is using a yellow substitute
Yellow substitute
Yellow substitute
All the monkeys are rising in salute
Rising in salute
Rising in salute



© Peter Andersson 2006

   

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