You want legitimate e-mails and I'm just a spam © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "PRINCESS OF EGYPT" BY: E-TYPE BONUS QUOTE: "At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote." EMO PHILLIPS		Some people dislike them, some despise them and others downright hate them. Each day thousands of them are killed on sight, countless others imprisoned in nameless sectors without ever having their files reviewed and there are global organisations of well paid bounty hunters devoted to nothing less than their complete and total extermination. They are by far the most persecuted species on this planet, an average person don't even consider them worthy of a glance and yet none of them desire anything more than to be allowed to live and be seen for a few seconds. They are spam mails and they are almost people just like you and me, so for just this once, hear one of them out! (Editorial note: Good luck pitching that fabled script to the Walt Disney Company, you twisted freak!) I'm coming through and I don't wanna hit another virus box-in It's hard to sell stuff and come through with no intent of sin No more of them dirty tricks 'cos this time I've changed a lot You're all that I want but I'm deleted on the spot The sad part is that I cause all different kinds of strife When in your in-box and as masked by from your wife Don't lose your faith in your provider, they're really the best Even though I'm filled with breasts I've Microsoft attests You want legitimate e-mails and I'm just a spam I want to be with you, don't be so shocked I need a miracle for you to me not disband I'd make you happy but I'm getting blocked You don't know that your clicking links will sign you up for a bill My interventions in your codes will make my sender a mill You feel safe with your software, you should get a firewall Or one day you will find out that you've gone an' lost it all The sad part is that I cause all different kinds of fights When to your hard-drive I load porn in terabytes Don't lose your faith in netiquette, that's really the bomb Even though I'm selling smut I'm coming from your mom! You want legitimate e-mails and I'm just a spam I want to be with you, don't be appalled I need a miracle for you to me not disband I'd make you happy but I'm getting stalled (REMAINING CHORUS REPEATS HAVE BEEN BLOCKED) © Peter Andersson 2007
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