15 girls to taste for Hitler © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "50 WAYS TO LEAVE YOUR LOVER" BY: PAUL SIMON BONUS QUOTE: "There are no rules here, we're trying to accomplish something." THOMAS EDISON		Occasionally a parody of mine starts with a really wacky title sub rather than a general theme, and those are often the hardest ones to give up on, especially if they turn out kinda spicy and/or tasteless, like this one. Also, I'm the first to admit that the pacing kinda sucks on the namedropping parts here (but I've tried to make up for that on the rest). For starters the original has one syllable names, but apparently German parents don't name their girls that way so I've had to go with mostly one extra all the way. Also I totally had to give up on finding German named food with good rhyming quality to such names. In the spirit of artistic license I'm therefore letting Hitler chow down on tortilla and smoke ganja (but do we really know for sure that he didn't?). As for the context it's about Margot Woelk who at age 95 came out as the last survivor among a group of 15 young women that were forced to work as food tasters for Hitler during WW2 so that he wouldn't be poisoned and killed that way by the Allies. The problem's his jagerwurst and all the revelry With sauerkraut coming it was poisonous to me We had to help him suck it down - we were draftees We were the 15 girls to taste for Hitler He served us kosher borscht and lagers, what a dude But the catch - a risk of cyanide or strychnine in the food We had to risk ourselves - for that lebensraum dumb feud We were the 15 girls to taste for Hitler 15 girls to taste for Hitler So just check out the milk, Silke Stout should be cold, Isolde Don't serve him no beans, Jasmine He doesn't agree Bring out the trout, Traute He don't like salmone, Simone 'Less it's with pasta, Asta With Mussolini So how's the cajun, Sigrun What's with the cole, Nicole You check out his wurst, and Kirsten Just take it in wee Give him some pie, Kai But not the whole deli, Geli Don't spice it with chili, Lili 'Less from Germany He said you girls this plum job's really not the end That there's this Waffle-SS - to which we could transcend We had a turnover chat And negotiated for all the 15 girls We said we're down to brans and cream is out of sight And his retort - that the Ruskies took his Holsteins over night And they were coming - with a slice and dice and menu overwrite We were just 15 girls to waste for Hitler 15 girls to taste for Hitler So just smell out the cheese, Liese Beer should be fizzy, Resi If choke on sardines, Sabine The coffin is free Bring out the wines, Ines He don't like tequila, Mila 'Less with a Havana, Jana And Steffi's coffee And then he smokes ganja, Tanja He likes his tortilla, Kamilla You need to spread butter, Jutta On everything, gee Give him bonbons, Yvonne But no more of cabbage, Gabi Enough with the cheddar, Hedda Or gas will get thee © Peter Andersson 2013
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