UFO (made my ass an abductee) © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "DIPPING LOW (IN THE LAP OF LUXURY)" BY: ZZ TOP BONUS QUOTE: "I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, clean my room and eat my vegetables. Turns out I was on the mothership." UNKNOWN		I haven't seen a parody song about aliens, abductions and related proctology in a while - but here's one to bum you out right now! The original song and a video for it can be heard/seen HERE. They're coming to our World, with their tech and whatnot Butt their forward team's a proctological SWAT UFO made my ass an abductee I don't know, why those ETs fingered me Now, why they probe us there, where there is no sunlight Yeah, I don't get it, those guys aren't screwed on right UFO grabbed me offa highway three I don't know, but I think they cosbied me Now since they put me back down, I'm left to wonder why Are they from Uranus? Or some assteroid in the sky? I don't know, why the colonoscopy? Furthermore, fixed my hemorroids to a T! © Peter Andersson 2023
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