A better off climate © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "BETTER OFF DANCING" BY: THE DONNAS BONUS QUOTE: "Everything great in human history has been achieved in defiance of nature." CAMILLE PAGLIA		Never one to back away from a trend I'm now (at least for three minutes and the sake of this parody) onboard the Climate Change Warrior Bandwagon - Let's Roll! (Rock and Roll that is). We are climate neophytes And everyone must care! We've all grown vegan appetites Adopted polar bears We're triggered by cars and hate on zoos We know what to do Except for when Al Gore starts enroot Get offa the gas! Get offa your ass! For better off climate With Shanks's ponies you can do A purulent blister you'll walk through! Most here never worked a day And we all look threadbare On campus we talked UBI That too's in the air We're taking your food away from you We know what to do You all have to suck up what we moo! Get offa the ribs! Get offa the steaks! For better off climate Eat free range tofu, nuts and dew For better off climate we'll chop you! Hot air must stop, the World be remould (That's our goal) We're getting warm, but we love it cold (We're hirsute trolls) When the patriarchy's gone We will gather round our bongs And soon it won't be long We'll save the climate! A better off climate A better off climate (we've in view) A better off climate A better off climate (we've in view) (HUFFIN' AN' PUFFIN' SOLO) Get offa the couch! Get up and get woke! For better off climate Join Antifa and tweet #metoo Let pussy hat dress code become you! Get offa the oil! Get offa the coal! For better off climate By candlelight we can make do A better off climate we'll push through! The patriarchy's screwed A Green Deal's good, it's true Old people; we'll tax YOU! Yeah! © Peter Andersson 2019
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