Achilles © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "KILLERS" BY: MOTORHEAD BONUS QUOTE: "If at first you don't succeed, you're in good company." W. C. FIELDS		It's well known that Lemmy has a deep interest in history so I hope he'll approve if he should ever come across this parody song about old Greek events. It has to be said though that a few of the "facts" are more in tune with the movie of the 00s than acknowledged canon. Puritans beware! He fought for Agamemnon They'd been to war before His men in black were coming back To heed his killing roar No pity, no surrender They took no prisoners, they spared no brave defender No mercy, no peace for Troy Achilles ('Chilles, 'Chilles) He came for lives to take He was Achilles ('Chilles, 'Chilles) His name could make a statue shake Achilles ('Chilles, 'Chilles) His reputation's made of blood to flow on ('Chilles, 'Chilles) And Achilles came to not go home The Gods on Mount Olympus Sat down to watch the show The songs of steel from campus Brought fear to all his foes No pardon, no quarter He had his Paris passion, he glorified the slaughter No mercy, no rest for Troy Achilles ('Chilles, 'Chilles) He battled men at Troy He was Achilles ('Chilles, 'Chilles) He was no fake McCoy He was Achilles ('Chilles, 'Chilles) He widowed many wifes He was Achilles ('Chilles, 'Chilles) And Achilles took a thousand lifes Achilles sailed to glory Odysseus by his side A legendary story Lived by fireside No quarter, all hope will fade With Hector came a duel, that Trojan faced his blade No mercy, just death to Troy Achilles ('Chilles, 'Chilles) He killed big men in battle That Achilles ('Chilles, 'Chilles) He slaughtered them like cattle That Achilles ('Chilles, 'Chilles) He ran like he could fly He was Achilles ('Chilles, 'Chilles) And his name will never ever die Achilles ('Chilles, 'Chilles) He rode the Trojan horse He was Achilles ('Chilles, 'Chilles) He felt no last remorse He was Achilles ('Chilles, 'Chilles) A name that never fades He was Achilles ('Chilles, 'Chilles) And now he mounts a throne in Hades © Peter Andersson 2004
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