A fan without
his trousers

© PETER ANDERSSON

A MUSIC PARODY
BASED ON:
"THE MAN WHO KNEW
THE ANSWER"
BY: FLASH AND THE PAN



BONUS QUOTE:
"Everyone has a right to be stupid, some just abuse the privilege."
UNKNOWN
 
With Super Bowl 2012 coming up I thought I'd bring out another parody song about streaking for Americans to enjoy.

There he was in front row game seat
Slurped a can of ale
Took a sec to run on out
All his cloth unveiled
Flashed his hairy booty
As players chased him 'round
Not-Safe-For-Work so they just
Closed the live feed down

Rear end's getting famous, of this fast man unknown
Referee's quite impressed o' glutes muscle tone
Didn't have a number, no-one knew his name
A fan without his trousers, he ran into the game

Well he ducked the smaller players
And he jumped the oversized
Loft the ball to Beijing
To our hue and cry
Then this streaking smarty
He escaped the dome
Climbed a safety ladder
Made it out unknown

But one playoff evening as the tension cut the grass
Came his second onset and handed us his ass
The grand stand dropped their wieners, coaches were ashamed
Cos that fan without his trousers, he had an ass fast game



© Peter Andersson 2012

   

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