A fan without his trousers © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "THE MAN WHO KNEW THE ANSWER" BY: FLASH AND THE PAN BONUS QUOTE: "Everyone has a right to be stupid, some just abuse the privilege." UNKNOWN |
There he was in front row game seat Slurped a can of ale Took a sec to run on out All his cloth unveiled Flashed his hairy booty As players chased him 'round Not-Safe-For-Work so they just Closed the live feed down Rear end's getting famous, of this fast man unknown Referee's quite impressed o' glutes muscle tone Didn't have a number, no-one knew his name A fan without his trousers, he ran into the game Well he ducked the smaller players And he jumped the oversized Loft the ball to Beijing To our hue and cry Then this streaking smarty He escaped the dome Climbed a safety ladder Made it out unknown But one playoff evening as the tension cut the grass Came his second onset and handed us his ass The grand stand dropped their wieners, coaches were ashamed Cos that fan without his trousers, he had an ass fast game © Peter Andersson 2012 |
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