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A few of my favorite streaks © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "A FEW OF MY RESOLUTIONS" BY: ROBERT LUND / SPAFF.COM IN ITSELF A PARODY BASED ON "MY FAVORITE THINGS" BY: JULIE ANDREWS BONUS QUOTE: "The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action." UNKNOWN |
Dress like a Girl Scout and flash all my neighbors Chillin' my cookies at 31 Flavors And down the Baker Shop, I show my buns These are a few of the places I run Right through Supreme Court to break up the tension During a strip show at Vegas convention Salt Lake and Wimbledon, you'll find me there I am the guy with just bodyhair wear V.I.P cards gave me access to Leno Pizza Hut, crack houses, Britney in Reno Grand Canyon, Waco, for Grateful Dead freaks These are a few of my favorite streaks On the Great Wall Where the wild calls I've streaked high - and low And if I can't skin on the Superbowl Show There's others to stand - in row POLICEMANīS VOICE: "Now come along you little pervert, we're taking you to the funny farm" I've mooned both Oprah, bin Laden and Santa Scared Rolling Stones and The Pope during tantra If there's a rally to bring back Twin Peaks It will be one of my favorite streaks I regret Frisco and France and Daytona And there's no bullshit like mine in Pamplona But when my beer gut scared Fab Five to straight Then it was one of the streaks I did great R.I.A.A've Seen my corntray So have Cups - and bars And if I one day'll be a NASA recruit I'll show all my arse - from Mars © Peter Andersson 2004 |
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