A few of my favorite streaks
© PETER ANDERSSON

A MUSIC PARODY
BASED ON:
"A FEW OF MY RESOLUTIONS"
BY: ROBERT LUND / SPAFF.COM

IN ITSELF A PARODY BASED ON

"MY FAVORITE THINGS"
BY: JULIE ANDREWS



BONUS QUOTE:
"The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the
stupidity of your action."

UNKNOWN
 
A streaker is someone who runs naked in public places. ;-)

Dress like a Girl Scout and flash all my neighbors
Chillin´ my cookies at 31 Flavors
And down the Baker Shop, I show my buns
These are a few of the places I run

Right through Supreme Court to break up the tension
During a strip show at Vegas convention
Salt Lake and Wimbledon, you´ll find me there
I am the guy with just bodyhair wear

V.I.P cards gave me access to Leno
Pizza Hut, crack houses, Britney in Reno
Grand Canyon, Waco, for Grateful Dead freaks
These are a few of my favorite streaks

On the Great Wall
Where the wild calls
I´ve streaked high - and low
And if I can´t skin on the Superbowl Show
There´s others to stand - in row

POLICEMAN´S VOICE:
"Now come along you little pervert,
we´re taking you to the funny farm"


I´ve mooned both Oprah, bin Laden and Santa
Scared Rolling Stones and The Pope during tantra
If there´s a rally to bring back Twin Peaks
It will be one of my favorite streaks

I regret Frisco and France and Daytona
And there´s no bullshit like mine in Pamplona
But when my beer gut scared Fab Five to straight
Then it was one of the streaks I did great

R.I.A.A´ve
Seen my corntray
So have Cups - and bars
And if I one day´ll be a NASA recruit
I´ll show all my arse - from Mars



© Peter Andersson 2004

   

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