A man should not wear tights © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "BANG TO RIGHTS" BY: MOTORHEAD BONUS QUOTE: "Why have abs when you can have kebabs?" STEACY CURRY		If your birthday suit has had too much birthday cake, then this one's for you! Sweaty dudes in bars and queues and stands at racing tracks Think they have the goods to show off from the front and back Don't know common courtesy or how to cut us slack They are appaling sights A man should not wear tights We ain't gonna sugar coat it, we're not out to shmooze Dad-bods in the mart in speedos oughta all vamoose Rock those bottoms other ways, we're yet to spot a Zeus We hope stray dogs will bite That'll soil some tighty whites We approve of beer guts all constrained from busting free We just think that if a crowbar's used to have one squeezed That should be a big fat NO, so's the smell of cheese No way to ask polite Go put away those tights! © Peter Andersson 2018
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