Amazon's (webbed her in dependency) © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "DIPPING LOW (IN THE LAP OF LUXURY)" BY: ZZ TOP BONUS QUOTE: "Marriage is finding that one person you dislike slightly less than anyone else and deciding to pay bills together." CROCKETT		A short tale about shopaholism with a suitable twist at the end - can you guess it early? The original song and a video for it can be heard/seen HERE. They ship around the world, at a reas'nable cost Kitsch of eerie kinds, and on our porch it is tossed Amazon's webbed her in dependency Clickbait hoe, my wife has no dignity Now when she shops from there, from their overwrought site Yeah, I'll admit it, she's hoarding odd delights Ginger Dough, from an Irish bakery Cheap Bordeaux, on sale from a winery Now as my bankroll is down, we sit in tighty-whites Online shopaholic, she place orders day and night More banjos, than I know with what to do © Peter Andersson 2023
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