An acronymed life in three letters major © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "I'VE BEEN EVERYWHERE" BY: JOHNNY CASH BONUS QUOTE: "Why is abbreviated such a long word?" UNKNOWN		This song is a self-educational pet project of mine, it has been in the works for more than three years counting from the originally ditched idea (one that would have been too boring) of a straight up list parody based on acronyms. Now it has become much more than that and hopefully one of the more original parodies on this site, a four part story of life and death, in chronological order, told by such acronyms, all of them real* but several of them placed out of their normal context for humorous effect. It will all become clear as you read, but for a challenge, how many of them can you pick out without scrolling down to the clarifying list? *This song/page is posted for an April 1st front page debut, as an extra pun one of the acronyms are totally made up, you get bonus points for picking that one out without cheating! I've been reading all life since I at young age cracked the grammar code Wherein letters an' acronyms and abbrev'ations are a load Now I'm gonna be a fucker, mess with your head awhile Cos I have made a list of acronyms, it's almost bona fide I'll guarantee I've seen them all, but FYI one's false And I say, reader, I'll sing now, let's see what your mind recalls It's a questionnaire, man It's a questionnaire, man Worked this list a year, man Here in my rocking chair, man And can you spot the spare, man In this questionnaire Do you know... GFG TBA RSN FAQ F2F EDD R&R (#1) CLE ECE R&D LAN DOD MIA AFK MTB MTV SMS CPM PTA ADD LOL GPA IDK This is hard I swear, man This is hard I swear, man Life lined with great care, man I hope that I don't err, man On acronyms brought to bear, man This is hard I swear Do you know... SAT AFU DNQ BMI URL NBA MLB NHL NFL T&F LSD TLA ABA TMU IRL DVD PWP REM AKA DYI BCD LCD TBC I'm not done I swear, man I'm not done I swear, man Life is wear and tear, man I'll add more triple pairs, man Unravelling them's my share, man I'm not done I swear Do you know... R&R (#2) T&A STD T&A STD T&A STD T&A STD T&A STD T&A STD T&A STD T&A CLM FFS PMS RPB COD HIV OMG And the list goes on, man And the list goes on, man If you live that long, man I will prolong this song, man I use some right, some wrong, man And the list goes on Do you know... AOR CNN SUV MPH CRM CEO ROI IRS CSI IBS EHR AMI NDE CPR HRM PCI FDA FUD CVI ICU DOA RIP BRB Life can be this queer, man Life can be this queer, man Then you'll hit the stairs, man Next trinity waits up there, man You've done your time down here, man But did you find the spare? ------------------------------------------------- AND NOW, IN EXPLAINED FORM: GFG = Gift From God (Christians only) TBA = To Be Announced RSN = Real Soon Now FAQ = Frequently Asked Questions F2F = Face To Face EDD = Expected Date of Delivery (or Estimated Date of Delivery) R&R (#1) = Rest And Relaxation CLE = Certified Lactation Educator ECE = Early Childhood Education R&D = Research And Development LAN = Local Area Network DOD = Department Of Defense MIA = Missing In Action AFK = Away From Keyboard MTB = Mountain & Terrain Bicycle (Mountainbike) MTV = Music Tele-Vision SMS = Short Message Service CPM = Characters Per Minute PTA = Parent-Teacher Association ADD = Attention Deficit Disorder LOL = Laughing Out Loud GPA = Grade Point Average IDK = I Don't Know SAT = Scholastic Aptitude Test (or Scholastic Assessment Test) AFU = All Fucked Up DNQ = Did Not Qualify BMI = Body Mass Index URL = Uniform Resource Locator NBA = National Basketball Association MLB = Major League Baseball NHL = National Hockey League NFL = National Football League T&F = Track And Field LSD = Long Slow Distance TLA = Three Letter Acronym (real) ABA = Another Bloody Acronym (real) TMU = Totally Made Up (fake, I even told you so in the intro!) IRL = In Real Life DVD = Digital Video Disc PWP = Porn Without Plot REM = Rapid Eye Movement AKA = Also Known As DYI = Do It Yourself BCD = Birth Control Device LCD = Liquid Crystal Display TBC = To Be Continued R&R (#2) = Rock And Roll T&A = Tits And Ass STD = Sexually Transmitted Disease CLM = Common-Law Marriage FFS = For Fuck's Sake PMS = Pre-Menstrual Syndrome RPB = Recognised Professional Body COD = Cash On Delivery HIV = Human Immunodeficiency Virus OMG = Oh My God AOR = Adult Oriented Rock CNN = Cable News Network SUV = Suburban Utility Vehicle MPH = Miles Per Hour CRM = Customer Relationship Management CEO = Chief Executive Officer ROI = Return On Investment IRS = Internal Revenue Service CSI = Crime Scene Investigation IBS = Irritable Bowel Syndrome EHR = Electronic Health Record AMI = Acute Myocardial Infarction NDE = Near Death Experience CPR = Cardio-Pulmonary Resuscitation HRM = Heart Rate Monitor PCI = Percutaneous Coronary Intervention FDA = Food and Drug Administration FUD = Fear, Uncertainty and Doubt CVI = Cerebro-Vascular Insult ICU = Intensive Care Unit DOA = Dead On Arrival RIP = Rest In Peace BRB = Be Right Back (Buddhists only) © Peter Andersson 2011
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