Ancient Sauron had a ring © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "OLD MACDONALD HAD A FARM" BONUS QUOTE: "When I say I´m telekinetic somehow everything moves away." UNKNOWN		Three movies in four verses... Ancient Sauron had a ring Ee I ee I zap And with that ring he was DE king Ee I ee I cap T’was de best o’ times, t’was de worst o’ times Evil ruled, he was fooled, lost mo’ than his pinky Ancient Sauron had a ring Ee I ee I sap Astral Sauron had a plan Ee I ee I flip It would prevent de age o’ man Ee I ee I trip Sent de nazgul here, sent de nazgul there Here they looked, there they looked, searching for de precious Astral Sauron had a plan Ee I ee I whip Aerie Sauron had a stroke Ee I ee I dip Was beaten by a hobbit bloke Ee I ee I tip Though de orcs were fast, they were poorly cast High and dry, wry and sly, vanished into darkness Aerie Sauron had a stroke Ee I ee I snip Age-old Sauron bought de farm Ee I ee I flop He should have sought a good luck charm Ee I ee I shop Over Middle Earth, there was muddle mirth Gandalf wrote, and I quote; “Balrog was a sissy” Age-old Sauron bought de farm Ee I ee I STOP © Peter Andersson 2005
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