(I'm too old for) Another ewe © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "ANOTHER YOU" BY: MICHAEL PAYNTER BONUS QUOTE: "The fact there's a highway to hell and only a stairway to heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers." BILL MURRAY		This is my last ever cheap trick parody about sheep shagging, I swear! (Editorial Note: Baaaah, humbug! Ewe say that every year!). The original song and a video for it can be heard/seen HERE. I have a withdrawal confession I've thought of giving up on ewes Maybe quit the barnyard sessions Practiced since my youth A lifetime's work without a pension I'm getting slow, they dart away It's gotten up means hypertension And I use Rolaids And I've hearing aides I can't walk a mile for wool'ing Time to ponder livestock bully'ng Maybe now I'll never shag another ewe Another ewe, another ewe Another ewe, another ewe Another ewe, another ewe I'll never shag another ewe I'm getting old, my joints are aching I fall down weekly from my chair Brushing my teeth's an undertaking I've hair within my ears And wax I cannot clear I can't walk outside my hospice Nurse MacDonald holds me hostage And she says I'll never shag another ewe That she says! This close to death I squeal, and mean it If I can't quirk my life I'll leave it I must find a way to shag another ewe Another ewe, another ewe Another ewe, another ewe Another ewe, another ewe I'll never shag another ewe But I won't pass away Until I've tried new ways I can't roll a yard at sunset Time to buy a VR headset As of now I'll never shag a living ewe As of now! This close to death, my dough, I'll spend it The Reaper's scythe, away I'll bend it And I'll tell he'll have to Skype my ICU Another ewe, a different view Another ewe, a different view Another ewe, a different view Another ewe, a different view I've found a way to shag on through © Peter Andersson 2017
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