If you're blessed (A true friend cleans your history) © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "S.O.S (THE TIGER TOOK MY FAMILY)" BY: DR. BOMBAY BONUS QUOTE: "People creep me out, you're basically a delivery system for viruses, germs and unreasonable favor requests." WALLY		Do you know the old saying "A good friend will help you move, but a true friend will help you move a body"? Well, in this day and age that needs an addendum, something like "a best friend will wipe your browser history." You've surfed for contraband - been online with just one hand You've browsed for one or two million mammary glands Your cache ain't beige and lame - then no bother, you'd be game But everything's not so if you die unplanned It's a mess - can't leave it to your father Second best - might need to ask your brother You feel stressed - can't leave it to your mother If you're blessed - a true friend cleans your history You live a life aflutter and you nibble when you browse You've built a browser history to disavow By chance you came upon - the Necronomicon But worse than that's the dick pic to your vicar's mom Off your chest - can't leave it to your grandpa Recrudesce - can't ask it of your sister Like the rest - can't leave it to your grandma If you're blessed - a true friend wipes your history Some days you've stretched your fiber, to where the news are fake You've been a chubby chaser, and trolled big fruitcakes You pirated her mugshot, when Hillary went down Hacked anchovies pizza to your old band camp If addressed - you'd be so very danke Girls undressed - weapons, drugs, bukake Hentai quest - you've drawn a debt on Kraken If you're blessed - a true friend nukes your history (And the rest is of course a deleted repeat chorus) © Peter Andersson 2017
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