Babysitting © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "LADY KILLER" BY: FLASH AND THE PAN BONUS QUOTE: "A baby is an alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end and no responsibility at the other." RONALD REAGAN		I don´t have kids myself but my siblings do, little monsters, all of them... There´s a big bird in the hallway A cow floats in the pool A full-armed Rambo or GI Joe Can´t keep them cool And there´s some Heinz sauce on the TV A silence full of noise A big fat smile when they´re cray’ing the wall They´re busy boys They are kids Full of skids Smells like tar Where´s the bar? And their folks´ afar Baby-sittin´ “Watch it! Watch IT!” Baby-sittin´ And there´s no trace of yawns at bedtime The Sandman´s beat and flown They´re making plans to take me out Like Home Alone And I´m not calm as Bea Arthur From the Golden Girls A big fat fit when they´re feeding the cat Their back-up hurls They are boys Making noise Lock the door They´re like war I can´t take no more! Baby-sittin´ “Watch it! Watch IT!” Baby-sittin´ They break They scream My tomb Their scheme ´Tis´ bad deal “Won´t my Mommy come home?!!!” “Sleep!”” “SLEEP!” “YOU SLEEP NOW!” Baby-sittin´ “Watch it! WATCH IT!” Baby-sittin´ Baby-sittin´ No encore, nevermore I´ll be your Baby-sitter “OH LOOK OUT!” Baby-sittin´ All has failed, ´tis like jail, pay my bail, fairy tale Baby-sittin´ ´Scape pod´s land of Nod, “Oh My God!”, “IS THAT COD!?!” Baby-sittin´ Now I´m down on all four, on the floor, IQ´s 4 Baby-sittin´ Taking heat, getting beat, I´m too neat, need a Fleet! When I´m baby-sittin´ Baby-sittin´ © Peter Andersson 2004
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