Babysitting © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "LADY KILLER" BY: FLASH AND THE PAN BONUS QUOTE: "A baby is an alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end and no responsibility at the other." RONALD REAGAN |
There's a big bird in the hallway A cow floats in the pool A full-armed Rambo or GI Joe Can't keep them cool And there's some Heinz sauce on the TV A silence full of noise A big fat smile when they're cray'ing the wall They're busy boys They are kids Full of skids Smells like tar Where's the bar? And their folks' afar Baby-sittin´ “Watch it! Watch IT!” Baby-sittin' And there's no trace of yawns at bedtime The Sandman's beat and flown They're making plans to take me out Like Home Alone And I'm not calm as Bea Arthur From the Golden Girls A big fat fit when they're feeding the cat Their back-up hurls They are boys Making noise Lock the door They're like war I can't take no more! Baby-sittin' “Watch it! Watch IT!” Baby-sittin' They break They scream My tomb Their scheme 'Tis' bad deal “Won't my Mommy come home?!!!” “Sleep!” “SLEEP!” “YOU SLEEP NOW!” Baby-sittin' “Watch it! WATCH IT!” Baby-sittin' Baby-sittin' No encore, nevermore I'll be your Baby-sitter “OH LOOK OUT!” Baby-sittin' All has failed, 'tis like jail, pay my bail, fairy tale Baby-sittin' 'Scape pod's land of Nod, “Oh My God!”, “IS THAT COD!?!” Baby-sittin' Now I'm down on all four, on the floor, IQ's 4 Baby-sittin' Taking heat, getting beat, I'm too neat, need a Fleet! When I'm baby-sittin' Baby-sittin' © Peter Andersson 2004 |
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