Baby, you can't drive that car
© PETER ANDERSSON

A MUSIC PARODY
BASED ON:
"DRIVE MY CAR"
BY: THE BEATLES



BONUS QUOTE:
"I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing."
JOHNNY CARSON
 
Another strange news story is making its way around the globe. Oliver Smith, age 2, has been pulled over and WARNED by the police for driving illegally. Click here for details.

I asked the tot where he'd gotten the key
I said baby, can't you see
You oughta be napping, thumb in your face
But now you've burnt out in record pace

Baby, you can't drive that car!
Sesame is very far!
Baby, you can't drive that car!
And mommy will miss you...

I told the tot that his pampers supply
Would not suffice if a lorry squeezed by
Flipping the nanny is all very fine
A toddler don't know the one way sign

Baby, you can't drive that car!
Skid row pampers is a jar!
Baby, you can't drive that car!
And daddy will miss you...

Beep, beep, beep, beep, yeah!

Baby, you can't drive that car!
Can you even walk this far?
Baby, you can't drive that car!
And mommy will miss you...

I told the tot he must stop right away
And I said listen baby, you go home and play
Get out the car and be heading back home
You're no cab driver and this ain't Rome!

Baby, you can't drive that car!
Mommy don't know where you are!
Baby, you can't drive that car!
Your parents will miss you...

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