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Bacon © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "SPACEMAN" BY: BABYLON ZOO BONUS QUOTE: "Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house." UNKNOWN |
Bacon - I've always wanted more and more Plates of bacon (celery sticks aren't nice) Bacon - I've always wanted more and more Plates of bacon (for gallbladder exercise) Luncheon smells they inundate my home Behold the crispy homespun Going down my pie hole Give a vegan bacon to postpone His soggy tofu dining Losing his self-control I require a truckload So fill up the plate I require a truckload Can't you burn off cholesterol? Can't you burn off cholesterol? Can't you burn off cholesterol? I can burn off it all! A nibble taste is a bogus joke Wholesales have me going broke Hold me back and I'll be peeved Bacon I always want my every munch To be bacon (I'm humdrum) (I'm humdrum) (I'm humdrum) (I'm humdrum) (I'm humdrum) (I'm humdrum) (I'm humdrum) It's time to up-nitrate the whole wide world Vegan fad objections, muscovites have all bankrolled Bacon nations' always standing tall Extremistic vegans, cured are with a bacon roll I require a boatload So fill up the plate I require a boatload Can't you burn off cholesterol? I can burn off it all! A vegan farm: Oxymoron joke Artichokes will give you stroke Brussels sprouts will make you squeal Bacon - I've always wanted more and more Plates of bacon (premanufactured, sliced) Bacon - I've always wanted more and more Plates of bacon (Texas' my Paradise) Bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! © Peter Andersson 2016 |
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