(I'm gonna) Bang your mom
© PETER ANDERSSON

A MUSIC PARODY
BASED ON:
"BANG TO RIGHTS"
BY: MOTORHEAD



BONUS QUOTE:
"Women like older men because it's impressive that they haven't yet died doing some man nonsense."
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Them young playas be thinking it's easy handlin' a coupla teen gals. Bah humbug! I tells ya just wait 'til they get older an' have to juggle them divorced MILFs with pesky runts clinging to their skirts.
The original song can be heard HERE.

Took Liz to the mall and bought her son a ton of snacks
Knew that I could stay, and sat him down when we got back
Told him that there would be more, if he would cut me slack
-You sit here tight now son!
-While I go bang your mom!

When with Donna I prayed that her girl would just vamoose
Knew that wouldn't happen, but I flexed my skull tattoos
Told her I'd been locked away for rawhide overuse
-Just sit here and be calm!
-I'm gonna bang your mom!

When with Nell her tweens are always busy like the bees
They have TikTok, Snapchat, Instagram and fast 5G
Once I made a faux pas and I asked if I could see
They told me with aplomb!
-Shut up! Go bang our mom!



© Peter Andersson 2020

   

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