(I'm gonna) Bang your mom
© PETER ANDERSSON
A MUSIC PARODY
"BANG TO RIGHTS"
"Women like older men because it's impressive that they haven't yet died doing some man nonsense."
Took Liz to the mall and bought her son a ton of snacks
Knew that I could stay, and sat him down when we got back
Told him that there would be more, if he would cut me slack
-You sit here tight now son!
-While I go bang your mom!
When with Donna I prayed that her girl would just vamoose
Knew that wouldn't happen, but I flexed my skull tattoos
Told her I'd been locked away for rawhide overuse
-Just sit here and be calm!
-I'm gonna bang your mom!
When with Nell her tweens are always busy like the bees
They have TikTok, Snapchat, Instagram and fast 5G
Once I made a faux pas and I asked if I could see
They told me with aplomb!
-Shut up! Go bang our mom!
© Peter Andersson 2020