(I'm gonna) Bang your mom © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "BANG TO RIGHTS" BY: MOTORHEAD BONUS QUOTE: "Women like older men because it's impressive that they haven't yet died doing some man nonsense." UNKNOWN		There are lots and lots of songs about young playas chasing women, but not so many about middle aged men juggling divorced MILFs with pesky runts clinging to their skirts. The original song can be heard HERE. Took Liz to the mall and bought her son a ton of snacks Knew that I could stay, and sat him down when we got back Told him that there would be more, if he would cut me slack -You sit here tight now son! -While I go bang your mom! When with Donna I prayed that her girl would just vamoose Knew that wouldn't happen, but I flexed my skull tattoos Told her I'd been locked away for rawhide overuse -Just sit here and be calm! -I'm gonna bang your mom! When with Nell her tweens are always busy like the bees They have TikTok, Snapchat, Instagram and fast 5G Once I made a faux pas and I asked if I could see They told me with aplomb! -Shut up! Go bang our mom! © Peter Andersson 2020
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