Be fined - When you're dead! © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "BE QUICK OR BE DEAD" BY: IRON MAIDEN BONUS QUOTE: "It was nice that Janet Jackson pretended to apologise to everyone who pretended to be offended." DAVID LETTERMAN		You think Meter Maids are unpopular where you live? Well, have you heard about the man from down under who was found dead in his car after several days, with an issued fine on the windscreen? Coupes and Humvees and limos and SUV's Targets for meters and matrons and doves When stopped at a parking for days or an hour In death or alive or betwixt you'll be scoured She's there to watch you, you're fined when you're dead Top up the coffers, that has to be said She's the collector, The Grim Meter Maid Porsche, or in Trailer, you're fined as you fade Be fined - When you're dead! Be fined, fined, fined... When you're dead, dead, dead... Reeeest... in peace where you arrive... Reeeest... (Tow, Pull, De-bling) Reeeest... in peace where you arrive... Reeeest... (Tow, Pull, De-bling) I bet you'll go down as a case... That ticket's not valid for Haaaades... When maggots are crawling inside of your ear She thinks that it's perfect, at her they don't swear Don't matter what's wrong if the car's not alight She pulls out her tablet, continues to write She has a ruling, no handicap zone Unless IRS had you ripped to the bone She has percentage, she's never on strike Third generation, since bred in the Reich Be fined - When you're dead! Be fined, fined, fined... When you're dead, dead, dead... She's there and watching your sinus arrest Leers at your coughing community chest She's checking windows, no steam from a breath Two things are certain, it's taxes and death! Be fined - When you’re dead! Be fined! © Peter Andersson 2005
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