Be fined - When you're dead!
© PETER ANDERSSON

A MUSIC PARODY
BASED ON:
"BE QUICK OR BE DEAD"
BY: IRON MAIDEN



BONUS QUOTE:
"It was nice that Janet Jackson pretended to apologise to everyone who pretended to be offended."
DAVID LETTERMAN
 
You think Meter Maids are unpopular where you live? Well, have you heard about the man from down under who was found dead in his car after several days, with an issued fine on the windscreen?

Coupes and Humvees and limos and SUVís
Targets for meters and matrons and doves
When stopped at a parking for days or an hour
In death or alive or betwixt youíll be scoured

Sheís there to watch you, youíre fined when youíre dead
Top up the coffers, that has to be said
Sheís the collector, The Grim Meter Maid
Porsche, or in Trailer, youíre fined as you fade

Be fined - When youíre dead!

Be fined, fined, fined...
When youíre dead, dead, dead...

Reeeest... in peace where you arrive...
Reeeest... (Tow, Pull, De-bling)
Reeeest... in peace where you arrive...
Reeeest... (Tow, Pull, De-bling)

I bet youíll go down as a case...
That ticketís not valid for Haaaades...

When maggots are crawling inside of your ear
She thinks that itís perfect, at her they donít swear
Donít matter whatís wrong if the carís not alight
She pulls out her tablet, continues to write

She has a ruling, no handicap zone
Unless IRS had you ripped to the bone
She has percentage, sheís never on strike
Third generation, since bred in the Reich

Be fined - When youíre dead!

Be fined, fined, fined...
When youíre dead, dead, dead...

Sheís there and watching your sinus arrest
Leers at your coughing community chest
Sheís checking windows, no steam from a breath
Two things are certain, itís taxes and death!

Be fined - When youíre dead!
Be fined!



© Peter Andersson 2005

   

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