Bessie mooed (over udder luxery) © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "DIPPING LOW (IN THE LAP OF LUXURY)" BY: ZZ TOP BONUS QUOTE: "If you feel like you’ve herd a cow pun before, you probably have deja-moo." UNKNOWN		Yeah, I keep milking TOS (The Original Song) for all it's worth. The original song and a video for it can be heard/seen HERE. She moved around the garth, with a wiggeling trot Found some fruit to eat, that had fermented a lot Tipsy cow, then she wobbled to a scree Tipsy cow, slid the whole declivity But when she rolled down there, she was crashing alright Yeah, on a mattress, a truck had lost last night Bessie mooed, laid down for recovery Bessie mooed, over udder luxery Now she don't wanna get up, to where she will be tied Herding her's erratic, until sober won't comply Tipsy cow, ducks back to the shrubbery Tipsy cow, won't come to my buttery © Peter Andersson 2023
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