Black coffee © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "BLACK VELVET" BY: ALANNAH MYLES BONUS QUOTE: "Introverts have fun too, we just don't care if you know." UNKNOWN		Once you go black you can't go back (to sleep, at least not easily). The original song and a video for it can be heard/seen HERE. Frappuccino cannot get me up a stairwell Irish Coffee can't fuel me a night My barista as of lately needs more cowbell I'm done with cream, I want a glass with Fahrenheights To make me blink A cup with no-colouring And to underscore To get me off the floor Black coffee from a kettle that bites Black coffee you can smell from a mile A cup of java that will straighten out my knees Black coffee if you please After breakfast, my coffee needs a heatwave After dinner, strength to kill a child My barista's promised coming to my black grave Percolated brought to pour and I'm revived I cannot move On watered thin, my cuppa joe And Latte furthermore Can't get me out the door Black coffee for my mettle to ride Black coffee with a nada on side A cup of straight black with no fancy artwork fees Black coffee if you please Every pop in every drop in a black cuppa joe In a flash turns you on, up cracking like new So order two Black coffee from a kettle that steams Black coffee with a nada of cream A cup of java with no soy or molten cheese Black coffee's the bee's knees Black coffee for my fettle to ride Black coffee is the tool I apply Three cups of java is my morning ABCs Black coffee, make it three Make it three Make it three If you please © Peter Andersson 2017
		HOME PAGE