Bonbons goodbye © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "DEAR JOHN" BY: STATUS QUO BONUS QUOTE: "A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other." UNKNOWN		If you're like me you panic at around 23:00 on December 31, make up some ridiculous New Year's resolutions on the spot, get drunk as a skunk and fall asleep at around 23:45. Having then missed the actual turning point you don't feel obliged to honour your resolutions (and boy would the local kinky toys shop and/or garbage men be grateful if they knew how close it was) so you go about things as usual. But this year I'm planning to break that habit, this year I'm making up resolutions a whole month in advance, this year I'm setting out to do in some lifestyle addictions that me and my gastrointestinal system really could part with. Every day I am fattened up as pounds are getting piled Ain't no way I can turn down a course, I eat all the time When I grew bigger rack, my girlfriend ran I've got places that sunrays fear and shun Bonbons goodbye I say Chocolates as well I say Candies I'm quitting today Vanity is a long gone lifestyle with my large behind I'm born big and I fatten easy whilst just hanging around Any time can I clean a plate forthright Now I'm girded as a pre-emptive strike Bonbons goodbye I say Pizzas as well I say Ice cream I'm quitting today Bonbons goodbye I say Peanuts as well I say Beer cans I'm quitting today (GUITAR SOLO, JUST LONG ENOUGH TO HIT THE FRIDGE FOR A QUICK BITE) Bonbons goodbye I say Cheese curls as well I say Nachos I'm quitting today Everyday I am fattened up but soon I must prevail In my mouth I'll no longer shuffle takeouts, grease and ale When I answer the door, Jehovah's run Engineers from Chernobyl's built my can Bonbons goodbye I say Puddings as well I say Eggnog I'm quitting today Bonbons goodbye I say Burgers as well I say Vegan I'll be from this day Bonbons goodbye I say Sweet toothed no more I say (Fruit cakes are out anyway) © Peter Andersson 2007
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