Bonbons goodbye © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "DEAR JOHN" BY: STATUS QUO BONUS QUOTE: "A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other." UNKNOWN |
Every day I am fattened up as pounds are getting piled Ain't no way I can turn down a course, I eat all the time When I grew bigger rack, my girlfriend ran I've got places that sunrays fear and shun Bonbons goodbye I say Chocolates as well I say Candies I'm quitting today Vanity is a long gone lifestyle with my large behind I'm born big and I fatten easy whilst just hanging around Any time can I clean a plate forthright Now I'm girded as a pre-emptive strike Bonbons goodbye I say Pizzas as well I say Ice cream I'm quitting today Bonbons goodbye I say Peanuts as well I say Beer cans I'm quitting today (GUITAR SOLO, JUST LONG ENOUGH TO HIT THE FRIDGE FOR A QUICK BITE) Bonbons goodbye I say Cheese curls as well I say Nachos I'm quitting today Everyday I am fattened up but soon I must prevail In my mouth I'll no longer shuffle takeouts, grease and ale When I answer the door, Jehovah's run Engineers from Chernobyl's built my can Bonbons goodbye I say Puddings as well I say Eggnog I'm quitting today Bonbons goodbye I say Burgers as well I say Vegan I'll be from this day Bonbons goodbye I say Sweet toothed no more I say (Fruit cakes are out anyway) © Peter Andersson 2007 |
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