Carry the ring
© PETER ANDERSSON

A MUSIC PARODY
BASED ON:
"BREAKING THE LAW"
BY: JUDAS PRIEST



BONUS QUOTE:
"Don't give up. Moses was once a basket case."
UNKNOWN
 
Another member in this fellowship of parodies about LotR.

There I was completely happy
In a town of dorks
Gandalf tossed it in my lappy
Now I hide from Trolls and Orcs
Feel as if my finger weighs, fifty million tons
Wish that I could flip the bird, to show the nazgūl my response!

Carry the ring, carry the ring
Carry the ring, carry the ring
Carry the ring, carry the ring
Carry the ring, carry the ring

Guided by that Gollum creature
Will I reach Mount Doom?
Stalked by ev'ry dark side feature
Awaits danger and a tomb
Noone knows, what it's like, they would stand aghast
If they did, then find themselves, fleein' from Mordor fast!

Carry the ring, carry the ring
Carry the ring, carry the ring
Carry the ring, carry the ring
Carry the ring, carry the ring

NOONE KNOWS WHAT IT'S LIIIIIKE!

Carry the ring, carry the ring
Carry the ring, carry the ring
Carry the ring, carry the ring
Carry the ring, carry the ring
Carry the ring, carry the ring
Carry the ring, carry the ring
Carry the ring, carry the ring
Carry the ring, carry the ring



© Peter Andersson 2004

   

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