Carry your wife and I'll carry mine © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "CARRY YOUR CROSS AND I'LL CARRY MINE" BY: TIAMAT BONUS QUOTE: "Dolor ad tempus manet, superbia autem ad aeternitatem." LATIN PROVERB		Another one for the sports section, today I take a look at the mental side of running and one of its oddest events - Wife Carrying. Starting off in Finland as a joke some ten years ago it has quickly gained serious worldwide popularity, possibly due to that in a world of bulked up male chauvinism on steroids it gives petite women who are into sports a chance at equal success without having to live up to the female body ideal set by the Bulgarian Shot Put Champions League, the Ukranian Tractor Pulling Series and Jarmila Kratochvilova (JFGI). Now the first prize in Wife Carrying being the wife's weight in beer the winners weren't able to talk to me, but this is what the others had to say in the Loser's Lounge Sauna. Blame your down-pressed moves On the wife that killed your grooves And how she's on buffets Blame she's getting gross And curse she's not Kate Moss A wife of gel brings losing your way Carry your wife and I'll carry mine Marry a dwarf and you'll do fine Cows make you cower, come last by an hour You wasted your power Blame you're getting tired On her form expired Her plates all full of food Chocolate Cookie Chips They go straight to her hips The place you'll finish is dead last ensued Carry your wife and I'll carry mine Marry a dwarf and you'll do fine Cows make you cower, come last by an hour You wasted your power Repeat Chorus Throughout The Track © Peter Andersson 2008
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