Chick flick to eye
© PETER ANDERSSON

A MUSIC PARODY
BASED ON:
"TICKET TO RIDE"
BY: THE BEATLES



BONUS QUOTE:
"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it."
GROUCHO MARX
 
Here are some words of advice for younger men; when you and your girlfriend want to have a quiet evening at home with a pizza, coke, snacks and a rented movie, and you for some reason decide to split up so that one of you goes for the grub and the other one goes for the movie, then don't ever, ever, never let her be the one who gets to pick the movie!

I feel so bad for that lad
He's down in dismay, yeah
The evening planned has gone bad
It's not near okay

She's brought a chick flick to eye
She's brought a chick flick to eye
She's brought a chick flick to eye
'Cos they're a pair

Her taste in new DVDs
Will bring more than frown, yeah
And she will cry if he leaves
So he is bummed down

She's brought a chick flick to eye
She's brought a chick flick to eye
She's brought a chick flick to eye
He's in despair

She don't know that her taste makes him sigh
But he's nice, though he'd like to plea
The cover hints that no-one will die
But he's nice, he nods an agree

I feel so bad for that lad
His balls' in decay, yeah
He's lost the freedom he had
Now he's a cliché

She's brought a chick flick to eye
She's brought a chick flick to eye
She's brought a chick flick to eye
He don't dare swear

She don't know that her taste makes him lie
That this film he has longed to see
The backside shows that Meryl Streep cries
And he fears that his brain will flee

He knows that speaking his mind
He'll sleep on the couch, yeah
And though it's not for his kind
There will be no grouch

She's brought a chick flick to eye
She's brought a chick flick to eye
She's brought a chick flick to eye
And that's not fair

(INCREASING FALSETTO CHORUS)
That lad's been ensnared
That lad's been ensnared
That lad's been ensnared
That lad's been ensnared
That lad's been ensnared



© Peter Andersson 2007

   

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