(Clickbaited) Rage rant © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "FACEPLANT" BY: LØLØ BONUS QUOTE: "I rant, therefore I am." DENNIS MILLER		Time to face the music, accept my age and embrace the inevitable "old-man-yells-at-clouds" persona that for some evolutionary reason beyond my current understanding must have served our ancestors well. The original song and a video for it can be heard/seen HERE. Arrgh! It brings the gall out of me The news are making me act up I wish most anchors would shut up Bah! I'll mock on them in my tweets With comments on their daily cuckups That every panel should go tits up It started out with a quip Somewhat punny and versed Then I started to flip Now I'm up at my worst Called them appalling But I didn't just text, a Rage ranting felt a-called for SO IN ALL-IN ALL CAPS I WROTE "OH GOD, WHY-WHY-WHY YOUR CRAPPY NEWS?" I didn't hang up, I Rage ranted all of my stress Had a nose bleed maybe I guess Oh God! Why-Why-Why'd I hit the booze I should have just called it When fake news aren't pulled It's always making me black out I'll make a face and scream out It started out with a drip Somewhat funny on X Then I started to rip I got angry and vexed At first just brawling But I didn't just brawl, a Rage ranting felt a-called for So I went and kicked down the door Oh God! Let me blame that on the Jews! I didn't just break in Rage ranted into excess Blew a fre'king aneurysm Oh God! I-I must have blown a fuse I didn't just fall, I Face planted I didn't just fall, I'm Click-baited I'm top of the news, ay Clickbait Me's down on their floor And in LIVE REPORTING they soared "HOT NEWS! WE'RE ATTACKED BY CRAZY DUDE!" I didn't just kick it Was graced by freedom of press For some fifteen minutes or less Oh God! I-I-I became the news! I didn't just fall, I Face planted It was my own fault, for Rage ranting! © Peter Andersson 2024
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