Coach Roy Hodgson's English cross ball gang © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "SERGEANT PEPPER'S LONELY HEARTS CLUB BAND" BY: THE BEATLES BONUS QUOTE: "My missus just split up with me because she thinks I'm obsessed with football. I'm a bit gutted about it, we'd been going out for 3 seasons." UNKNOWN		This is my first ever rehash of an older parody (then called "David Beckham's British Cross Ball Gang", in 2006). I figured that since England's National Soccer Team yet again have rehashed their now fifty year long habit of brexiting an International Cup before the final, and often in the most embarrasing way possible (this year they were sent home by Iceland after a 1-2 defeat) I really didn't have to exert myself with a fresh take, though I did change "British" to "English" because this time they were also equalled by Ireland and surpassed by Wales. (Full disclosure: The Swedish National Team flopped even harder, but in a shocking display of British logic our Team Captain Zlatan Ibrahimovic was rewarded with a multi million Euro/Dollar contract to play the next season for Manchester United - They could probably have signed the whole Icelandic National Team for just half of that). It's been fifty years since '66 When ol' English Soccer had some kicks They've been failing every single cup And they're always ready for a flop So let my disabuse imbue Their Sucker Team to loose this year Coach Roy Hodgson's English cross ball gang They're Coach Roy Hodgson's English cross ball gang They're moving up the ball to slow Coach Roy Hodgson's English cross ball gang Sit back and watch the field's grass grow Coach Roy Hodgson's English Coach Roy Hodgson's English Coach Roy Hodgson's English cross ball gang A wonder that they are here They're really not Brazil And what a lowbrow audience To think this year's Cup is for them To think this year's Cup's theirs As tradition bids they'll come to blow And the manager is way too slow And the keeper barely scrapes along And you know that something will go wrong And then it'll be protrude and rude The one and only English game From Coach Roy Hodgson's English cross ball gang © Peter Andersson 2006/2016
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