Cosplay everything © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "GAVE YOU EVERYTHING" BY: THE INTERRUPTERS BONUS QUOTE: My therapist sure does pronounce 'awesome' a lot like 'narcissism'." ARIELLE		This one should have a little something for everyone. It's a convergency, nerds without leash cosplayery, some new, some pastiche Come see all in the Horde And Warsie geeks waving plastic swords An Uncle Ben, a Phoebe from Friends Last year got hot by a Transformer-Benz With Dalai Lamas, two They got a room an' got out of view I've been cosplaying Batman, cosplaying Kong And a Borat Clone in mankini tho-ong I've been The Lion King I've been cosplaying Jedi, cosplaying Quark And a Dinosaur from The Pa-a-a-ark I've been Hulk and The Thing I've cosplayed Changelings The floors are packed, too many Mad Max And run-around vamps chasing after Tampax There's Hobbits with the ring And a Timelord Booth selling Dodo wings A flashback thing, with the Emperor Ming Stephen King gettin' drunk an' crawling See Minions twerking hips With a giant Smurf called Apocalypse I've been cosplaying Xena, cosplaying Squaws Wonderwoman gave me a worn out bra-a I cherish every inch I've been cosplaying Putin, cosplaying Trump Optimist, I know, I'm a chu-u-u-ump Got shiners and got pinched Got less love than The Grinch I've been cosplaying Heroes, cosplaying Brutes I get morning wood when I'm Gro-o-o-ot I've cosplayed ancient Kings I've been cosplaying Gollum, cosplaying Orcs I've been walking 'round like a zombie co-orpse I've cosplayed everything! I've cosplayed Winnie Pooh I've cosplayed Honey Boo I've cosplayed Scooby-Doo (BONUS LINES - PROLONGED OUTRO) I've cosplayed Woolly Ewe And been a Hipster Bro And I've been Uncle Scrooge Also twice G.I. Joe Next year I'll cosplay YOU! © Peter Andersson 2019
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