Covid-19 © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "MERCEDES BENZ" BY: JANIS JOPLIN BONUS QUOTE: "Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia." CHARLES SCHULTZ |
Oh Lord, why'd you send us this Covid Nineteen? This shortage of TP's the worst that there's been I'm browning my thumbs now, itself a malaise Done alt-right and alt-left on alt-ernate days Oh Lord, won't you send us a cure or vaccine? Starving blue collars can't live quarantined I drool over tide pods, might try exorcism But Lord, I'm too salty for cannibalism Oh Lord, we're okey you hit villains and scum! The critters in Congress and Biden and Trump And when the four horsemen are making their rounds Take pushers and slumlords residing downtown Everybody! But Lord, we're dead tired of Covid Nineteen Don't take all the boomers, don't short caffeine From airplanes' begriming the sky has been cleansed Say Lord, did you do this for Greta and friends? © Peter Andersson 2020 |
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