Crop Circles forming on
my farm

© PETER ANDERSSON

A MUSIC PARODY
BASED ON:
"RAINDROPS KEEP
FALLING ON MY HEAD"
BY: B.J THOMAS



BONUS QUOTE:
"After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say: I want to see the manager."
WILLIAM BURROUGHS
 
This parody was inspired by "Signs", "Taken" and "X-Files".

Crop circles forming on my farm
My wife and my cows have all been taken from the barn
Up there in the sky
Yes, crop circles forming on my farm
They keep forming

So I just did me some talking to the press
And I said I didn't like this anal-probing stress
Coming from the fact
That, crop circles forming on my farm
They keep forming

It is the truth, I swear
But agents sent to hear me, won't come near me
It must be bad when Men in Black steps back and fear me

Crop circles forming on my farm
And that surely mean green hands will come to do me harm
Coming here again
'Cos, star charts are mapping out my place as a snack bar
Soon there will be
Earthling-kebab of me

Trumpet Solo

It can't be good that green-eyed bugs stop here to eat me

Crop circles forming on my farm
And that surely mean green hands will soon kill my alarm
Coming here again
'Cos, star charts are mapping out a route to Uranus
From here to there
Not a butt joke, I sweeeeear



© Peter Andersson 2004

   

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