Daisy bats at gnats © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "JANIE'S GOT A GUN" BY: AEROSMITH BONUS QUOTE: "It takes a lot of courage for a man to admit his wife is wrong." UNKNOWN		Warning! This parody contains twisted graphic content and may be upsetting to normal and/or abnormally sensitive people - though the usual visiting crowd are of course welcome to proceed reading/listening just to see how quick they can foretell the inevitable conclusion. (Also, this is only the second most violent parody ever from my pen, go look for the intended smash hit "I can take Jean-Claude van Damme" if you wanna read the worst). Glum, glum, glum - Honey, what is the date? Glum, glum, glum - I keep tabs on your state! Glum, glum, glum - Tell me, have you lost weight? Glum, glum, glum - You look... oh, wait... Glum, glum, glum Glum, glum, glum Glum, glum, glum Glum, glum, glum Daisy's got a bat Daisy bats at gnats Our whole porch's been undone The landlord's out cold and stunned What did mosquitos do? Why don't she them just shoo? She knews the swamp near is infested That sitting outside is in vain But this I knew was coming Little Daisy swings her bat And goes hunting on for other game Daisy bats at rats Daisy bats them flat A mousetrap get's it done But my Daisy thinks that's no fun Garden snakes stay eschew Quackers she will persue She goes from flipping little beach fleas To berserk and our fauna's bane I've seen the wasps she's taken under The stick insects she's sundered Know that some days she'll go up the chain Run away, run away from her bat Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Run away, run away from the bat Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Run away, run away, run far away... Daisy grabs her bat Swoosh, there goes the cat A dog dies in a splat And everything near our habitat Like me she's soft for ewe Their white just gets black and blue She'll make a roadkill cleaner queasy And undertakers put to shame Her acts of violence defaults her From common sense to blur She don't ever remember the slain Run away, run away from her bat Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Run away, run away from the bat Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Run away, run away, run far away... Daisy's killed aardvarks Swam out after sharks Smashed Jurassic Park A Seal Team once her outgunned Daisy had them stunned Then PETA came repugn But doubled back when she had them drummed And if you have the crabs Daisy'll have 'em bagged Her ragtime is rather fab If off you'll piss her you'll make the magz Daisy doesn't dab When she's on the rags © Peter Andersson 2018
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