Detention for Bart © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "SHOT IN THE DARK" BY: AC/DC BONUS QUOTE: "They agree that chess training only improves chess skills, but disagree that classroom training (almost) only improves classroom skills." NASSIM TALEB |
He's getting written up, the kid is quite a schmuck He don't get on with school The grievances compiled, on Homer's oldest scion Gets him detention, that's a weekly joke He's got the chalk board coming And some penal writing It has become tradition The price of transgression Detention for Bart - for a playground fight Detention for Bart - and being impolite Detention for Bart - for his pranks ad hoc Detention for Bart - and his caustic remarks It's a television show, running up the thirties now Still we doesn't seem to tire It's Lisa, Maggie, Marge an' Homer They're making up the Simpsons But the Bart kid's blight He's got a sentence coming It's repentance writing He's up for remission Assumes the position Detention for Bart - for the dynamite Detention for Bart - to the school bus at night Detention for Bart - for his pranks an' crock Detention for Bart - he's the worst of the flock His mischief is beyond cognition! Detention for Bart - is a common sight Detention for Bart - much to Lisa's delight Detention for Bart - till forever o'clock Detention for Bart - or he runs out of chalk Detention for Bart - detention for Bart Detention for Bart - detention for Bart Detention for Bart - hear the teachers bark Detention for Bart - it's a running joke lark © Peter Andersson 2020 |
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